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We Are Coming
SOON
Who We Are
Welcome to Madame Maile's Garden where only the brave will find out what secrets lurk below the succulents!
Currently details are limited but there will be lots and lots of succulents, most likely too much eyeliner, a metric ton of black and jokes in droves (though the jury is still out on if my jokes are funny or not hahah)
So sign up below to get updates and check out my stuff at the new oddities shop in downtown SLO, look it up for now and I'll post the address when I remember
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